This web site, hereinafter known as the "Starbucks Free Speech Campaign Web Site" was concieved, designed and is therefore intended for mature individuals of legal coffee-drinking age who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, textual description and audio sounds that contain or reflect, either directly or by implication, negative opinions of $tarbuck$ coffee. The materials which are available within this site may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of negative aspects of $tarbuck$ coffee and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is not of legal coffee-drinking age or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials. As such, to enter this site, you must, under penalties of perjury, take one of the following two courses of action:
DISCLAIMER: This page and the rest of the Starbucks Free Speech Campaign Web Site are all a big joke, expression of personal opinion, and a form of satire, all of which are constitutionally protected forms of free speech. We don't take ourselves too seriously, so don't you either. Ok? You may also choose to read the Full and Official List of Starbucks Free Speech Campaign Website Dislaimers. Or you might not.
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