Various portions of this page are black, just like
those poor little burnt coffee beans, in order
to protest attempts to censor negative opinions of Starbucks "coffee" on the Internet.
If you get a "Page Not Found" error when you electronically sign
the Official Starbucks Free Speech Campaign Legal Entry Form
by clicking on the above button, you can perform a CoffeeGuard®
Electronic Security Check Bypass Procedure® and enter the Starbucks
Free Speech Campaign Web Site by clicking
If you do not agree with the above set of statements, refuse
to check all the boxes, sign your name inside the box with your right index
finger, click on the "Electronically Sign This Form" button,
or are unwilling to perform a CoffeeGuard® Electronic Security Check Bypass
Procedure®, you can exit this
page by either using the BACK button on your browser or following
this link to somewhere perhaps more
to your liking.
(Say "Hi" to Geoffrey for us, won't you?)
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DISCLAIMER: This page and the rest of the Starbucks Free Speech
Campaign Web Site are all a big joke, expression of personal opinion, and a form
of satire, all of which are constitutionally protected forms of free speech.
We don't take ourselves too seriously, so don't you either. Ok? You may also
choose to read the Full and Official List of Starbucks
Free Speech Campaign Website Dislaimers. Or you might not.