The Information Portal



Space. The final frontier....

Their five-year mission: To boldly go where no man has gone before.


Bones: What in heaven's name do you think you are doing Jim?
Captain Kirk: We must enter the Information Portal, Bones. Full power, Scottie.
Scottie: She canna take much more, Captain!
Bones: Are you mad Jim? You'll destroy us all!
Captain Kirk: We have to try for the sake of mankind! Warp 9, Scottie.
Scottie: Aye, Captain. And a wee bit more!
Mr. Spock: Speeds beyond Warp 8.7314 are highly improbable, indeed illogical.

Floating somewhere out in space, a nebulous ill-defined entity.
What new knowledge awaits mankind inside its depths?

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