Ok, ok. First of all let us say this. We're not trying to crack on Kamado or Kamado owners, but this guy obviously felt the need to express himself in the Kamado forum, and apparently got some action! But, you have to admit. This was pretty funny:
Update: In the spirit of full disclosure, we feel we should let you know the rest of the story. We were contacted by "agents" of the Kamado company who requested that we remove this web page from our site. As justification, they stated that the owner of the cooker depicted in these photos had gotten his refund and was now a happy customer. (Or something like that.) We can report that we have contacted the owner in question and he was NOT a happy customer after this incident.